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Please, please, do not let me get leg cramps tonight that are in any way, shape, or form similar to those I had last night. I do not want to be woken by the sound of my own tears, or by the thought that someone had broken into my house, taken a knife to my calves, and is slowly cutting me muscle by muscle. I don’t want to feel my legs burning for hours after waking or anytime I take a step. I ate a banana today although I really don’t like them (texture thing) and I really don’t want to have to eat another (or more!) tomorrow.
Thank you kindly,
Mariah