Mariah... but not like Mariah Carey (To Molly, since you're not answering your phone:)

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notes To Molly, since you're not answering your phone:

I just want to make sure your boyfriend made it back inside the bar OK, and you got him home. When I left him and Pete on the patio, they were talking about being stay-at-home moms, and Ben just kept saying, “I need a husband, I need a husband! Why can’t I have a husband.” I told him maybe he should try Iowa.

He didn’t even have any whiskey, did he?

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