January 2009
Heading into Minne for the new year! Yeah 2009!!!
December 2008
It's to Jimmy Eat World and those nights in my...
I always catch the clock, it’s 11:11, and now you want to talk?
- Konstantine by Something Corporate
(via: lindsayneedscoffee)
WatchFINALLY. Video of Mom last night. Sleeping. Yes, we egg her on… but this happens ALL THE TIME!!! She deserves it.
Per Jewish tradition...
Eating @ Hunan Garden with mom, sis Rori, and mom’s Jewish boy toy.
“Just say it’s the power of Christ, glowing inside of you.”
– Rori (the blonde sister) in reference to the “Great Bra Incident” of Christmas 2008.
Um, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes guest starring on Degrassi? Wtf? (P.S. I only get 6 channels, 5 are currently showing infomercials, hence Degrassi…)
what not to wear!
jgh:
in 12 minutes!
god i’m pathetic
Sometimes, I wish I had cable..,
Franken takes lead in Minnesota Senate race, paper... →
Tee Hee!
via solittletimetoblog:
Getting drunk in hope schools will be closed tomorrow.. 10-12 inches predicted between 2am and 10am. Come on weathe gods! Let’s do it!
Speaking of Capucine...
…Her letter to Pere Noel (in French, then English)
père noël
La lettre de Capucine au Père-Noël, telle qu’elle me l’a dictée.
Père-Noël,
Je voudrais un beau cadeau et je voudrais te voir.
Parce que j’ai été très sage pendant toute l’année. J’ai bien écouté, j’ai rangé ma chambre toute seule et je me suis bien amusée à l’école, et j’ai joué avec mes copains.
Et puis je vais déménager,...
dear santa
“Père Noël,
I would like a nice gift, and I would like to see you.
Because I have been very good throughout the year. I have listened well, I have cleaned up my room by myself and I had fun at school, and I have played with my friends.
Also, I am going to move, I will have a nice house and a mezzanine.
I eat everything, but sometimes, I don’t.
Then I would like to see you for...
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a...”
– Shirley Temple (via emilyposts)
Flowers in the Attic summary →
jgh:
natface:
Dude, I’ve been using this as joke reference material for a while, but I just read the summary and this is for serious messed up.
I think reading VC Andrews was a formative experience for me and every other teenage girl in the late 90s’ /early aughts, just like reading Twilight is now. Apparently, teenage girls love reading fucked up books.
Exactly. You hear that Dalle Molle?
'Death map' shows where nature kills most →
Another example of fetus in fetu? Child has foot... →
"That would have been you, if not for me."
DEAR ABBY: Three years ago, my brother, “Frank,” donated a kidney to me. Of course I’m grateful and have told him so many times.
The problem? Frank talks about it every time I see him. If we attend a funeral, he will say that the person in the coffin would have been me if not for him. He will tell complete strangers in a store, “Ask her what I gave her!” He even took...
Good Times with Dear Abby
DEAR ABBY: I am a 17-year-old, happily married girl, but I have a problem. My 15-year-old cousin “Rayleen” likes my husband. She calls his cell phone at all hours of the night, and last week she sent him a letter telling him that I was cheating on him (a lie!) and that when he decides to get a divorce from me, if he wants a “real woman” to give her a call.
Rayleen has...
“Last week, Detective Joel Wagner of the Dane County Sheriff’s Office warned Sun...”
– LOL gangs at the corn fest.
news: Sun Prairie, state’s fastest-growing city, works hard to step out of Madison’s shadow
(via amandasthewalrus)
Take The Hint Already
ryanpurtill:
Hey Guys,
No what drives me insane. When girls(or boys) keep calling you after you have already made it clear the you have no interest in talking to them.
Geez, its like take the hint already girl at mastercard. I already told you I spent it all on lottery tickets and dunkaroos. Sheesh…its pathetic.
Hey Tumblr
themattsmith:
pterodactyls:
I am going to map you. Where are you located?
(reblog! reblog like the wind!)
53214, Milwaukee, WI
53704, Madison, WI
soupsoup:
sufjanssteven:
Alanis...
Dear Tumblr Please Settle This Debate Between...
pterodactyls:
sector19:
fatmanatee:
kiamatthews:
Which band would you be more embarrassed to admit to liking?
Fall Out Boy
or
My Chemical Romance
Clearly I am a FOB fan. Whatever. Patrick Stump has an amazing voice, they are a FUN band and they can and frequently take the piss out of themselves. MCR is full of sisies who sing about sissy things; they’re probably cutters and do shit...