Mariah... but not like Mariah Carey

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The Ten Commandments of Cancer Prevention

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My primer to getting married young.

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txtsfrmlstnght: (608): Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea...

Porn for Claire

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I have been such a bad blogger lately. So many things I...

On the plus side.

I’m wide awake at 6 am with nothing to do… I’m going to the gym! Wish me luck :)

What the duck is wrong with me? Where...

I just woke up from a nightmare. A truly heinous dream. I was in the parking lot of this old...

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone...”
— Steve Jobs (via lorenrochelle)...

Whooa..wait...hold the phone here...

David Rakoff's "Speak Now or Forever...

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Facebook Funnies

Grandma: Mariah, I have just loved seeing all of the pictures you post on facebook.
Me: Aw, thanks!
Grandma: After you talked to me about getting on facebook I had to do it.
Me: I knew you would like connecting with all of the grandkids.
Cousin Max: Except me! Grandma de-friended me!
Grandma: Your friends are crass. I couldn't stand reading the things they wrote on your wall.
Cousin Max: Well, at least you accepted me in the first place. My other Grandma wouldn't even accept my offer to be my friend.
Me: *holding my face in my hands*

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late night text message to my sis on her...

I love you sister! Can’t wait to celebrate your new life with you tomorrow! Everything will...

ah!

love my friends, love their families, love their wine. this has been the thing i needed. :)

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She's sleeping on the floor.

Rori: *stomach gurgling*
Me: Are you ok over there?
Rori: Yeah, I'm just pushing on my stomach, so I think that's why it's making that noise.
Me: Oh.
Rori: And I just pooped in the bed.
Me: Gross.
five minutes later, as we're watching TLC
Rori: Maybe I just don't know I'm pregnant.

NYC is great, but I'm hoping (praying) the...

no matter what life throws at me

always applicable “The end of the something i did not want to end, Begining of hard times to...

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You know you love me.

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I wish for one day we could just reverse...

livelaughrocklove: (via sarcasticbitch) Yes, Plz! Somebody show this to Kevin…

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redrightankle: Sorry Mom! This was too good. HOLY. FUCK....

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Welcome to the world Hazel! And congrats to Ben and Molly...

Sen. Al Franken draws a map of the United States at the MN State Fair.

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isabelthespy: jodib: He’s a good boy.

isabelthespy: (via enaek) AMAZING

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“If there is anybody out there who still doesn’t believe that...”
— Conservative media take a...

Those Aren’t Fighting Words, Dear

soupsoup: The Best Beer in America (click for full size)

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Woman fired for using block capitals, bold...

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nudawn: oh i’ve got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you’ve got a brand new key.

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Plastic pink flamingo is now Madison's...

I remembered today that I once had a myspace page, and I went to check it out. This video was the...