2008

“Obama Modifies ‘Yes We Can, Message To Exclude Area Loser”… ‘Yes We...

I guess my mom sent my Sr. yearbook with me the last time I...

“that’s the kind of time where you need to buck up and wipe the peanut butter off your...

My bike has met its mate! Mine is in the front right, the...

betterthancupcakes: WANT. How amazing would my life be if I...

Or, don't call it a draw. The Golden...

Golden Girls Outdistance Michael Phelps AP Photo / NBC Mark Spitz has been vanquished. But not so...

These are the things my grandmother sends me…

Donna Martin graduates! Thanks for the tori pep talk, Claire!

Tears.

Can you guess the movie from just one...

Moving day in madtown!

Lilo's bloggin'

shiningstar: I’ve always been a fan of Lindsay Lohan’s written work ever since her message to “be...

Rainbow across the sky. Haven’t seen that in a long...

My co-worker never read this book as a child....

Four stays at the vet, $1100.  Various natural remedies from pet store, $50.  Monthy med bill, $66. ...

Tom Cruise totally made this movie.  Seriously, he was...

It seems Favre longed to be seen as the first...

That’s right China… Step out of bounds… Who needs those hamm brothers?!? :)

Gorgeous morning in the city of madison!

The Reviews are In...Bring Your Bong

Done and done. Anyone in for Sunday afternoon? peterwknox: “It’s possible that Pineapple Express...

Just got in my car and it’s so humid in here that my glasses instantly fogged up and I could...

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and...”
— Los Angeles Police Chief...

Sweetest. Story. Ever.

Something really amazing happened in Downtown Spokane this week and I had to share the story...

I have never seen Minnesota sports fans get...

Sleeping man beheaded on Greyhound bus.

If anyone wants to do a little shopping at any of the Gap,...

“Service is a spark to rekindle the spirit of democracy in an...”
—  President Bill Clinton, upon...

Literacy Debate: Online, R U Really Reading?

gooneruk (that’s gooner-u-k!) asks Where does your Tumblr name come from? My name is Mariah. ...

Nation's Poorest 1% Now Controls Two-Thirds...

~My friend Emily, 6 months pregnant…  BEAUTIFUL!

“Damn that Mother-Chucker” ~B… can’t wait for GG season premiere!

“Oh my God. They actually have a well here. Someday, a little white girl is going to fall in...

I have a dream...

Well, I had a dream. That Miley Cyrus was my little sister. And I sang that “7 Things I Hate...

Half day of work and Science Friday on the ride home. Loves it!

He ventured forth to bring light to the...

“And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The...

Generational justice

squashed: I’ve been interested lately in what one generation’s responsibility to the generations...

Not a fan - but drive-thru (and caffeine) was needed today.

onemoretimewithfeeling: Why can’t I be this witty with...

I hate guns.  Boy scout camp, though, does not hate guns. ...

Talula does the Hula in Hawaii

"And they roared their terrible roars"

Commando.

I went to the gym before work this morning and showered there.  I realized (when it came time to put...

:(

Spam.

Subjects of Spam messages I received today: “Horse kicks Harrison Ford in the...

What a serious little man.

This simulation is great! Everyone is split into families of 1, 2, 3 or 4 people. They have a whole...

Poverty simulation at work. I get to be the drug dealer....

You just stole that flower from GOD. ~Jackie, to the man outside of church

You named your child Bacan?

My sister is a little computer-illiterate (hello -...

"It is going to smell of deep fried butter"

I lied.  No more promises about “last pictures”...

One more pic from the party…  Maggi and me - I’m...

Aw, poor baby…  (BTW the state of Wisconsin is...

60’s party at Mom’s house Sat. night… ...

Found in the kitchen at 10 am the morning after our party. ...

Interview with the guy behind the tv show,...

Only Time Will Tell if We Stand the Test of...

The Dark Alley Doctrine, or Why I'm Glad...

noraleah: On the morning of November 5th, 1998, 773,713 Minnesotans woke up, heard the news, and...

You’ve done it once again Extreme Home Makeover! You bastards make me cry every time…

“Talent is flame and genius is fire and THAT WAS FIRE!” ~Mary from “So You Think...

Ahh!

Watching (and discussing) “When the Levees Broke” with our AmeriCorps team. This is so...

justlia: At 2am I finally did it… I sewed the needle all...

New word. Learned from Claire's mom.

Fugliot. Fucking. Ugly. Idiot.

Featuring William Christopher from M*A*S*H ! A...

American Hero

Kari (about her ex-husband's new girlfriend): She talks in this, like, kid voice. It's so weird.
Maggi: What does it sound like?
Kari: Hmmm... it's like...
Maggi: Like Kerri Strug?
Claire: Kerri Strug! An American Hero! I can only hope we see heroics like that in Red China this summer.

I hate allergies YES I DO! I hate allergies How about YOU?

“It turns out that a woman’s physical appearance is the most...”
— Psychologist David M. Buss,...

At mom’s house, hanging in the garden…

WTF?! In the Victoria’s Secret dressing room…

Of all of the flood images I’ve seen (the houses...

The end of the something i did not want to end, Begining of hard times to come. But something that...

byerinb: dihard: The Mason Dixon Wine Though I don’t...

“There is no shame in this town.” ~Elena @ canoefest, a celebration of the most...

We sat in the car and the night dropped down until the only sounds were the crickets and the dance...

Yes!

Undeclared: The Complete Series: Disc 1Arriving on or around: Wednesday, Jun 11, 2008

thats how we do.

Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: Fuck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, fuck you, you motherfucking piece of shit. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of cock-sucking assholes.
[Suit, stunned, gives directions.]
Bystander to tourist: Where did you learn to do that?
Tourist: The Midwest.
[http: //www.overheardinnewyork.com/]
Hells yes! That is how we do it here... when necessary : )

Mother nature. Still up to her whoring...

Oh No! Does this mean the Tommy Bartlett Water Show is no more?!?!

(after getting 1st place on wii Mario kart) Me: I got the bullet and it took me all the way to the...

This is the most beautiful picture I’ve ever posted*. ...

Just like mom...

My cat bites his nails!

Suddenly.

The world seems full of possibility. Awesome.

Learning how to walk sure is tiring!.

Can’t believe I agreed to stay for another...

Playing shuffleboard for the first time!

Shit. This BlackBerry is still fucking with me. I meant to say he was hanging out the window. Wow....

I just screamed “buckle your child up” to a woman whose 5 year old was literally gagging...

Another installment of Emails from...

Have you stopped to think about how hot Angela Lansbury is?  Do it today.  I am currently watching...

Hmmm

My horpscope today: today is a nine - For the next four weeks you’ll be restless and difficult...

Lost parrot gives vet his name and address

Claire as SJP!

I love my twinies!

The end of the first night of waitressing volleyball...

Which living person do you most...

“Very tough question. They exist in the realm of war profiteers. These men and women are the...

You know it's because it's the champagne...

“Miller drinkers switching from Miller Lite to Miller High Life or Milwaukee’s...

Sunburn!

Ugliest baby ever

That is a horrible picture of my usually adorable nephew. I showed it to my sister and she cried...

and this one…

Claire, I wanted to keep this a suprise for your birthday...

thingsyoucantdocokedup: EMBROIDERY 1. Thread needle 2. You...

Larry is the brilliant English prof who used to live above Maggi and me (rather, we used to live...

Hula hoop

The little girl I am baby-sitting for just hula hooped forever. Like until she counted to 689. I...

Delicious

Smackdown!

I just sent out my first “tough” email at work.  I help coordinate a team of people at a...

“You have GOT to start eating. I cannot have you dropping...”
— - Rachel Zoe, on her...

If the shirt fits… (thanks for the caption, Michael...

three pink plastic lawn flamingos, the momma, the daddy and...

Where did all the crack go?

In reference to police efforts to clean up Skid Row….   Raymond Arnold, 46, an admitted crack...

Listen

Little talk?

“Well Gabe and I just had a little talk and he says that if anything ever happens to me he is...

Sen. Barack Obama: Well, Stephen, I think the American people are tired of these political games and petty distractions.
Stephen Colbert: Sir, speaking for the news media, we are not tired of it.

Al Gore sighed, people (eventually)...

alexbalk: So Obama got pasted last night. You can bitch and moan about how stupid the questions...

jackieheartsb: hello! Chipmunk In Downspout (via...

“We could have bought all sorts of different tools and spent...”
—  dooce

So Proud!

My lil sis was nominated for an award at her school recently.  She was actually nominated twice by...

“I need that love, when it comes down to it. I need to know...”
— Me, in a particularly...

“I need that love, when it comes down to it. I need to know...”
— Me, in a particularly...

“If you want to go forward, you put it in D. If you want to...”
— Hillary Clinton (via...

What's Eating you Mother Nature?

lovepuppy: fatmanatee: sarahschneider: jakehurwitz: In...

She has a tumblr already?

Public embarssment.

keepinganotebook: I just stumbled upon some highdeas that either my friends or I wrote down during...

Peep Show

“just accidentally sent the text: “I really need a mouthful...”